Are you completely white-washed? Yet, you act like you're completely Asian (making comments like "Wow, I love sticky stuff." or "Wow, I like rice!", or even better, "Wow, I like sticky rice!"?). Are you cynical and like to make fun of people who do not deserve to be made fun of? Do you not understand AP Chemistry? Do you enjoy "ivy league sports" such as tennis, croquet, and crew? If you've answered "yes" to at least one of these questions, congratulations, you are Candidate B's side affair (because I'm pretty sure B is in a relationship...), but hey, that's totally cool. Your relationship can be like John Lennon and Yoko Ono's...artistic, passionate...minus the frizzy hair and artistic part.
Anyways, this is the part in which I like to say something positive about the candidate, but since there is nothing positive about this candidate (B did offend me, nbd)/I feel stupid for making B the subject of this blog, let's jump to how B can improve his status in the world.
1. Stop offending people. We do not live in a predator/prey society. We do not hunt bunnies for fun.
2. Shut your yapping. Seriously.
3. Stop offending me. Though I am not a bunny.
4. Stop posting stuff about me on your blog.
5. Leave innocent bunnies in grey sweaters ALONE.
if you're completely clueless about this post, don't feel left out. the best stuff has yet to come...
